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09.06.2025 00:22
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
No way
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...